If you don't, I can't order you a new one.- I'd like a new badge, please. - What happened to the old one?
So your badge now reads:I see.
I suggest you black out the bits you don't want.Well, all right, I'll see what I can do.
Thanks very much there. Thank you.I'd lose the second line rather than the first.
- You don't know? - I found it in my bed.Mmm.
Would you say you're Asian? It would really help my end-of-year quotas.Oh, that's, erm...
Staff Liaison ought to be here to sort out your bits and bobs.Would you say you're Asian? It would really help my end-of-year quotas.
- I'll be the judge of that. - You can't be the judge.You're not laughing, Mr Boyce.
You don't find it funny because you know very little about imaging techniques.- That's because it wasn't funny. - Yes, it was.
When you've had as much experience as I have, you will find it funny.Not really.
You can't make me laugh by poking me.When you've had as much experience as I have, you will find it funny.
You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps.Sorry to interrupt you, I wanted to introduce the new surgical registrar, Doctor Caroline...
Have you seen them?Dear God!
Bet you can't head-butt that sign.Well, wasps. The fact is, it makes men look like a sad, desperate species.
No, no, no, but it is funny. You do see that, don't you?Because then, of course, there would be a great surge in lesbianism.
Yes, thank you. I thought I was going mad for a minute.Yeah, well, that was actually quite an easy one.
You see, Dr Macartney, some people do have a sense of humour.Nice.
Yes, well, who asked you, anyway?Well, it makes sense, a rolling stone.
I think you did, about two minutes ago.Yes, thank you. I thought I was going mad for a minute.
No? No news? You'll keep me posted?I think you did, about two minutes ago.
Not you.Any news on the other thing?
Obviously you've got lots. Well done.- Whether moustaches are back in fashion.
When you're ready, Martin.Even I draw the line at piercing arseholes.
What, is that it? - Will you go out with me? - No.Well, erm... the patients don't like me.
I must say, you're not as young as I thought you'd be.- No. - Good.
Just seeing how you deal with stress.(barks)
Hello! Have you got a hurty tummy? Have you?Just seeing how you deal with stress.
Can you send someone to fix the printer?Paola, put him on to me.
Any chance you brought a photo?(woman) Can you send someone to fix the printer?
Just pop yourself up against the white wall for me, would you?It is quite urgent.
- You can't. - I probably could.I haven't got the right face on.
You eat the coffee.Erm, sorry... Er...
- All right. I'm going to eat the coffee. - Let's see you, then.Three, two, one.
- You are, aren't you?- Why should I want to eat it?
- Mm, I'm eating the coffee. - You are eating the coffee.- Eat the coffee!
- You ate the expensive coffee.- You can't. - I probably could.
- Do you know what all of that means?- All right, I'll eat it.
That means that you won.- I will. - Go on, eat the coffee.
Do you think we could just have one more go?- Mm, I'm eating the coffee. - You are eating the coffee.
Perhaps if your girlfriend hadn't cocked up the mural.Hmm... Ugh!
No! Thank you, sir. Yes.Right.
Goodbye to you.Tea.
It's 41 feet of freedom. I guarantee it will change your life.Tea is horrible.
It gives you the chance to breathe.Please, please, please.
- I don't mind you touching my arm.No! Thank you, sir.
- Hi, what's your name? - Rubbish!Rachel, where's the handout for the meeting?
- Do you... do you like swimming?Oliver's using the photocopier.
You be the woman and I'm... OK, ready?Go and kick him.
Yeah, I'll see you in Zurich.OK, I'll pretend I'm a woman and you come up to me, give me your best line.
I've seen you and I'm so astonished by your beauty, I can't speak.Right, OK. Best line.
You're not in Zurich.- I've got a helmet and a credit card, so... - Right. Why don't you shut up for a second?
You're beautiful.OK, ready?
- You've caught me. - I caught that you've got a coated tongue.Yeah, I'll see you in Zurich.
- What are you doing now? - I'm just trying some looks.I've seen you and I'm so astonished by your beauty, I can't speak.
You look like you've had your head beaten against a rock 15 times.- Because it sounds jet-setty.
Fuck! That really hurt! What did you do that for?You're not in Zurich.
I guess you're just following orders.- You've caught me. - I caught that you've got a coated tongue.
Oh! And just so you know, I always fuck on the first date.- Now, please.
You're a doctor, for God's sake! You don't have to be good-looking or charismatic.Argh!
Next you'll be telling me they're queuing up for threesomes.I guess you're just following orders. Erm...